Jokes
Make You Laugh
All’s We’ll That Ends We’ll
We’ll we’ll we’ll…if it isn’t auto correct.
Apple
How many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the bulb and six to design the T-shirt.
Tongue-Twister
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Dog School
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
They get their masters.
Blonds
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
George Bush
You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know -- the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!
Psychiatry
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Magic
What do you call a dog magician?
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A Labracadabrador
Managers
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number
to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it.
Sunburns
What is black, white and red all over?
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A sunburned penguin