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Thief
What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile
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Snail Fail
You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
Photon
A photon walks into a hotel.
The desk clerk says, “Can we help you with your luggage?”
The photon says, “No, thanks. I’m traveling light.”
One in a Million
What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You're one in a melon
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Rock a by baby
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket
Magic Owl
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini
Days of the Week
What comes after Tuesday?
Threesday
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Shoe Factories
You know what I hate about shoe disposal factories?
They're sole crushing
Bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummybear
Space Party
How do you organize a space party? You planet
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